This Shouldn’t Have Been There

So picture this: I’m doing laundry at my boyfriend’s place. Nothing weird about that. Throwing socks around and making sure I don’t accidentally throw in anything that belongs to his roommate. Ya know, the usual roommate cohabitating who-ha. And then I see this.

It’s grey, kinda pointy and about the size of a carrot, and weirdly… human shaped? Not like human in a literal sense but had the vague outline of a human wrapped in something shroud like. Honestly it looked like something you’d find buried in the woods on a ghost show. Or the sad prop dept version of a voodoo doll. Normal stuff right?

So I grab it. It’s soft. Plush really. But inside I can feel this small hard rectangle sewn in with the stuffing. About the size and shape of a razor blade. Not sharp but it definitely made me do a double take. I of course ask my boyfriend if it’s his. Nope. Roommate? Nope. Ooookay cool cool cool.

Insert mild freak out.

The Hollow Knight Plush Nail (a.k.a. Not Cursed Thank God)

I’m turning this thing over in my hand thinking do we need to burn sage? When all at once like a series of lightbulbs going off, it clicks. That shape. That stitching. That little twisty cone thing design… wait a second.

I’ve seen this before.

I bolt to my computer (okay, more of a walked briskly but emotionally run) and started to Google and sure enough there it is. The Hollow Knight plush Nail. That’s what it was.

Now, if you don’t know about Hollow Knight, it’s this moody, lovely little indie game where you play a small bug-warrior in a crumbling underground kingdom. It’s hard, gorgeous, and honestly somewhat unforgettable. The main character—the Knight—fights with a weapon called a Nail, which is essentially a big needle-sword. Sounds cooler in the game, I promise.

And the good folks over at Fangamer? They’ve made an official Hollow Knight plush, complete with a little, detachable Nail that sticks to the plush’ hands using a magnet.

Bingo. That’s the mystery object. Not haunted. Not cursed. Just very clever merch.

Okay But Why Was It In the Laundry Room?

Honestly? No idea.

Best guess: someone owned the plush, the Nail fell off (because it’s detachable) and got separated. Maybe it got swept up in laundry piles, or fell behind a hamper. Maybe it belonged to a previous roommate and was left behind in a move. Or maybe the plush is buried somewhere in that house still, silently beckoning for its weapon like a sad bug Jedi.

All I know is, this random plush dagger scared the life out of me for a good 15 minutes.

Plush Weaponry And Game Nostalgia

What I really like about this whole situation—besides the fact that I didn’t turn up a cursed doll—is how thoughtful this little piece of game merch is. The magnet? Genius. The shape? Right on. If you had played Hollow Knight, you’d recognize it in a second (assuming you weren’t blinded by laundry-related fear like I was)

It made me think about those days when game merch seemed special. Not just slapping a logo on a T-shirt, but actual thoughtful design. Items like this plush Nail are made for the fans that get it. They’re tactile. Interactive. And a little chaotic when they turn up in places they ought not.

A Little Bit of Hallownest In the Real World

After this accidental adventure, I honestly experienced a sort of weird joy. Like, there was this unexpected reminder of a game that I’d not thought of in a while, just sitting there by the dryer. It reminded me of those long, frustrating and wonderful nights spent navigating Hallownest, cursing at bosses, and admiring the music. I even re-downloaded the game after. Worth it.

So if you ever come across a soft, spiraled plush cone with something magnetic inside, don’t panic. It’s not cursed. It’s probably just the Hollow Knight plush Nail.

Though… maybe check for hexes, just in case. You never know.